Climate Change Denier

Lyrics by Dan Woods.

No he don’t have time for no scientists
He says they don’t agree
Likes to spend his time on the internet
Shows him what he wants to see
He will take you out in his Jaguar
He’s a BA frequent flyer
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

He talks about solar cycles
Says they’ll never make him pay
He says an Exon-funded study says
That everything’s okay
He loves to show you the emails
See how the liberals conspire
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

He says he can’t stand GATSOs
The economy needs cars
Gets his meat from farms in the Amazon
His opinions from Mars
He is right behind global warming
If our summers would be drier
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

His house is high on a hillside
He heats his patio
Says if the earth is getting hotter, yeah
Then whats with all the snow
He fancies Sarah Palin
Thinks that she’s the new Messiah
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

Oh he’s not afraid of the future
When he won’t be alive
Says he’s worked so hard all his life for
The right to drink and drive
He respects you have an opinion
But tells you you’re a liar
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.
He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

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